glaus needs a nickname

Here's the scoop on Troy Glaus (I'm working on a cute nickname, but nothing so far...) as of the end of play April 12: started all 12 games, played 107 innings 

Batting... has 45 AB with 10 hits (5 of them doubles), that's a .222 average has 6 BB / 10 K / 8 RBI slugging .333 on base .308 batting .194 against righties, .286 against lefties batting .190 at Busch, .250 on the road has not stolen a base, has not attempted to steal a base 

Fielding... has 7 putouts, 33 assists, and only 1 error has participated in 3 DP fielding .976 range factor 3.36 (that's PO + A / innings) zone rating .923