Monday, May 5, 2008

I'm sorry, but . . .

Roger Clemens issued a statement today. "Even though these articles contain many false accusations and mistakes, I need to say that I have made mistakes in my personal life for which I am sorry."

Nothing like a qualified apology.

Oh, well, uh, sure I'm sorry, but not for what you think.

Huh? I guess we're supposed to be grateful he's sorry for something.