Sunday, January 11, 2009

my kinda numbers

I have zero comment on the HoF voting. If anything more needs to be said, someone else can cover it. I'm not sure I agree with the way a lot of awards are determined in MLB, and this is no exception. Take that for what it's worth. I'm also very disappointed with the Mets. Have you seen the patch? Wow. You should see it.
Impressive, no?
Mets spokesperson: "It's a very understated design. Eloquent in its simplicity, even. Asymmetrical yet balanced. As inspirational as a blank page."

Fan: "It looks like the Domino's pizza logo."

Spokesperson: "Yes, but navy and orange."
The Sports Hernia shows us some of the rejected options. And finally, in an effort to avoid thinking about this article (which is so conveniently posted on STLtoday.com and which is truly and deeply ticking me off), I decided to take a cue from another article (from DG) and have a look at the jersey numbers that will be available for all our big signings this season. (Did you pick up on the sarcasm there? Yeah.)

1 - OOC
2 - OOC
3 - Greene (Izturis)
4 - Molina
5 - Pujols
6 - OOC
7 - Kennedy
8 - Glaus
9 - OOC
10 - TLR
11 - Oquendo
12 ______ (Miles)
13 - Ryan
14 - OOC
15 - OOC / (McRae)
16 - C. Duncan
17 - OOC
18 - D. Duncan
19______ (T. Johnson)
20 - OOC
21 - LaRue
22______ (López)
23 - Barden
24 - Ankiel
25 - OOC
26 - Lohse
27______ (Villone)
28______
29 - Carpenter
30______ (Mulder)
31 - Franklin
32 - OOC
33______ (Clement)
34 - Ring* (Flores)
35 - Piñeiro
36 - Manning* (Springer)
37 - Wellemeyer
38 - (Mason)
39 - (McKay)
40______
41______ (Looper)
42 - OOC
43 - Miller
44º
45 - OOC
46 - McClellan
47 - Ludwick
48 - Thompson
49 - (Pettini)
50 - Wainwright
51 - OOC
52 - Kinney
53 - M. Johnson?
54 - Barton
55 - Schumaker
56______ (Jiménez)
57 - OOC
58______
59______
60 - Motte
61 - Stavinoha
62 - Mather
63 - Pérez
64 - García
65______
66______
67______
68 - Boggs
69______
70 - Hoffpauir
71-76______
77 - Hawksworth
78-84______
85 - OOC
86-99______
OOC = Out Of Commission 
* According to Yahoo!Sports 
º I will be forced to completely ignore any player who dares wear this number

Let me know if I missed any. 

As far as the unofficially retired numbers, I don't think 57 will ever be back on the table (at least not for many, many years). 32 needs a couple more seasons, and should be worn first either by someone who shared the field with Josh or whom other players have deemed worthy. 15 could go back into circulation this season, as far as I'm concerned (although McRae's wearing it now). 51 will be officially retired someday, so that's not an issue. I won't say anything else about 44. I think you know how I feel.